Bike for sale

[FN1910]

Before you buy that next gun you need to check out this bike.

[tattedupboy]

Shouldn't this have been posted in the buy/sell/trade forum?

[Sheldon]

Shouldn't this have been posted in the buy/sell/trade forum?

I don't think this is his, read the last sentence of the Ad...

[tattedupboy]

I don't think this is his, read the last sentence of the Ad...

My bad!

[Red Hat]

Sounds like a newlywed! He has a lot to learn...

[tattedupboy]

Sounds like a newlywed! He has a lot to learn...

I sear, this is not something I do on a regular basis! I really am not a newlywed!

[Red Hat]

I sear, this is not something I do on a regular basis! I really am not a newlywed!

So you are into S&M.

[tattedupboy]

So you are into S&M.

Actually, I'm just now noticing that I wrote sear where I meant to put swear. Oops!

And no, I'm not into S&M

[LongRider]

Get a new wife. Trust me if she doesn't like your bike, dog, guns or boat she does not like you either. Take my word for it or learn the hard painful way.
Good dogs guns bikes and boats are far harder to come by than women. If I learned a woman did not love motorcycles, guns, dogs & boats I never slept with them again.
Now I have a wife who buys me motorcycles and guns. I would not trade her for all the motorcycles and guns in the world.

[tattedupboy]

Get a new wife. Trust me if she doesn't like your bike, dog, guns or boat she does not like you either. Take my word for it or learn the hard painful way.
Good dogs guns bikes and boats are far harder to come by than women. If I learned a woman did not love motorcycles, guns, dogs & boats I never slept with them again.
Now I have a wife who buys me motorcycles and guns. I would not trade her for all the motorcycles and guns in the world.

So you're saying that no man should be willing to give up his guns, car, or boat for the woman he loves? I must be whipped!