top ten

[Sheldon]

Top Ten Country & Western Songs.

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I
Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared
She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still
Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My
Ass All Day Long.

[kwo51]

That deserves a toast.I got to get a beer.She got the gold mine and I got the shaft.

[HK4U]

My favorite of all time is "She was bread in old Kentucky but she is just a crumb up here".

[tattedupboy]

I might start listening to country now!

[Scarecrow]

lmao... not a country fan.. but that's funny:)

[FN1910]

For you non-country music people please note that these are real song titles, not a joke.

However my favorite one is "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life".

[tattedupboy]

For you non-country music people please note that these are real song titles, not a joke.

However my favorite one is "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life".

Seriously? Can someone include the person who sang the song next to each song title? These titles just seem too funny to be true.