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Originally Posted by Oregon Vet Uh, pardon me, which end of a turd is the clean end? I'm not a ...

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Old 10-10-2009, 05:44 PM
 

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Uh, pardon me, which end of a turd is the clean end? I'm not a Democrat so I don't know those secrets of theirs.

BTW, that is a REALLY good one. !!!!
I don't know but I do know why they are tapered on one end. That is so your a--hole doesn't slam shut.
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Old 10-14-2009, 09:06 AM
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lol that was pretty hilarious. lol Oregan vet i think you pick it up and, pretend you did it by the clean end, just dont smell your fingers.
Ah yes, democrats, the group of people in self denial of what is REALLY going on in the world.

If they could just RAISE taxes, they COULD fix EVERYTHING that IS wrong with the WHOLE world today.
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well i happen to be republican, who dislikes it when other republicans tend to post in the extreme right. We have a problem with health care i say we let it go bankrupt and fix it when it fails. i also dislike it when they blame illegals for our problems , when americans are hiring them. If we inforced are laws, on hiring immigrants they wouldn't have a job and they would be forced to go back. i also dont like it when people blame the democrats for everthing when we as republicans havent done all that much better.
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:36 AM
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good post doming. neither party has it all figured out.
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I don't know but I do know why they are tapered on one end. That is so your a--hole doesn't slam shut.
Speaking of,
What is the 2nd fastest thing in the world?
your **shole slamming shut after an untapered turd.
Whats the fastest?
That little drop of water that still makes it up there.
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:34 AM
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good post doming. neither party has it all figured out.
Also, when the parties get together on any issue and tout their 'bipartisanship' you can be certain they are both wrong.

One simple thing people can do to improve the country is to never vote for incumbents and stop voting for Democrats and Republicans.
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Old 10-16-2009, 10:56 AM
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your probally right NDS.
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