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Why men should not drink beer! A friend of mine sent me this today. Men, stay away from that beer!
> ...Beer contains female hormones!
>
> Last month National University of Lesotho scientists
> released
> the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
> of
> female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look
> at their beer
> consumption. The theory is that beer contains female
> hormones
> (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough
> beer, men
> turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints
> of beer
> each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100%
> of the
> test subjects:
>
>
> 1) argued over nothing.
> 2) refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
> 3) Gained weight.
> 4) Talked excessively without making sense.
> 5) Became overly emotional.
> 6) Couldn't drive.
> 7) Failed to think rationally
> 8) Had to sit down while urinating.
>
> No further testing was considered necessary.
> Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking
> too much
> beer!
By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7
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I heard beer was a date rape drug women give men so they can take advantage of us.
Cute, but couldn't they have credited someplace more credible?Originally Posted by HK4U
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/maps/africa/south-africa/
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam
Titles are un-American.
I think that was part of the joke.
Silent Running, by Mike and the Mechanics
That's my point. A joke should be structured to allow someone suspension of their disbelief long enough to generate a laugh. By starting off with 'Lesotho' they let us know it was a joke before it began.I think that was part of the joke.
People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam
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Hmm, maybe article #1 applies here.I think I'll forward this to my drinking buddies.
Thank God I'm alive!
This looks like something Sheldon would have posted. Funny, though!
Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
Benjamin Franklin
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