Man Rules...

[gdcleanfun]

Now those are really funny! What part of Rule #1 don't we get?

[gdcleanfun]

Have you tried the new toilet seat lifter?

[wolfhunter]

Now those are really funny! What part of Rule #1 don't we get?

My wife has problems with many of them. Different ones on different days.
This one most often:
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.