[Humor] Survivor Texas Style...

[netentity]

Forwarded to me from a friend of mine in Houston.
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A major network is planning a new "survivor" show.

In response, the State of Texas is planning: "Survivor, Texas Style".

The contestants will start in El Paso, travel I-20 through Pecos, Odessa, Midland, Big Spring, Abilene, Ft.Worth & Dallas. They will then proceed down to Waco, Austin, over to Houston, back to San Antonio, up I-10 to Kerrville, Sonora, up to San Angelo, up to Lamesa, Lubbock, to Amarillo over to Hereford and back to El Paso.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo, with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay, I voted for Barrak Obama and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to El Paso wins.

[wolfhunter]

Well, the producers won't have to worry about paying out a prize...

[netentity]

Well, the producers won't have to worry about paying out a prize...

You know it does sound more something like Johnny Knoxville or Steve-O would do.

[wolfhunter]

Will it be on Showtime?

[ricbak]

That sounds more like either History or Comedy Channels