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  1. 03-04-2009, 11:17 AM #1
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    Default Legend of the Mall Ninja

    Ever wonder where the phrase "mall ninja" comes from? Here's your answer.

    It’s okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I’m not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas.
    We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared.
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  3. 03-04-2009, 11:48 AM #2
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    "Modified surplus Shrikes?" As an AO... I used to load Shrikes. It's an anti-radar missile... replaced by AGM-88 HARM

    AGM-45 Shrike Missile


    Primary function: Antiradiation missile that homes in on hostile antiaircraft radars.
    Propulsion: Solid-fuel rocket
    Length: 10 feet (3.05 meters)
    Weight: 390 pounds (177.06 kilograms)
    Diameter: 8 inches (20.32 centimeters)
    Warhead: Conventional
    Span: 3 feet (.914 meters)
    Guidance: Passive radar homing
    Platforms: A-4 Skyhawk, A-6 Intruder
    Unit Replacement Cost: $32,000.00


    This Gecko45 is/was a sad case.... but they're 'OUT THERE'!
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  4. 03-04-2009, 12:21 PM #3
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    I am glad that there was a disclaimer about not being responsible for coffee or any other fluids escaping my body, that was damn funny, I don't care who you are! HA!
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  5. 03-04-2009, 01:26 PM #4
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    being prepared is great... trying to act like a super hero is just stupid.
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!
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  6. 03-04-2009, 01:56 PM #5
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    Thanks my N6 just sent me home because he thought I lost my mind laughing so damn hard!!! Where did you find this and how can we find more???
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  7. 03-04-2009, 05:17 PM #6
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  8. 03-04-2009, 06:15 PM #7
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    Default Are you mall ninja material? can you make the cut?

    OkCupid.com: Take The Mall Ninja Apptitude Test

    Here is a little aptitude test to see if you are worthy of the title of mall ninja.
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  9. 03-04-2009, 10:35 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by festus View Post
    OkCupid.com: Take The Mall Ninja Apptitude Test

    Here is a little aptitude test to see if you are worthy of the title of mall ninja.
    My score was

    You scored 66 % Mall Ninja Personae!
    A good friend will sit next to you in jail and say damn we had fun
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  10. 03-04-2009, 10:39 PM #9
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    OK, my score was 34%
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  11. 03-05-2009, 01:47 AM #10
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    Oh , Gosh..... 29%
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