Legend of the Mall Ninja

[toreskha]

Ever wonder where the phrase "mall ninja" comes from? Here's your answer.

It’s okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I’m not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas.

We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared.

[SonoraRebel]

"Modified surplus Shrikes?" As an AO... I used to load Shrikes. It's an anti-radar missile... replaced by AGM-88 HARM

AGM-45 Shrike Missile


Primary function: Antiradiation missile that homes in on hostile antiaircraft radars.
Propulsion: Solid-fuel rocket
Length: 10 feet (3.05 meters)
Weight: 390 pounds (177.06 kilograms)
Diameter: 8 inches (20.32 centimeters)
Warhead: Conventional
Span: 3 feet (.914 meters)
Guidance: Passive radar homing
Platforms: A-4 Skyhawk, A-6 Intruder
Unit Replacement Cost: $32,000.00


This Gecko45 is/was a sad case.... but they're 'OUT THERE'!

[RobdnBulverde]

I am glad that there was a disclaimer about not being responsible for coffee or any other fluids escaping my body, that was damn funny, I don't care who you are! HA!

[Scarecrow]

being prepared is great... trying to act like a super hero is just stupid.

[SubHntr]

Thanks my N6 just sent me home because he thought I lost my mind laughing so damn hard!!! Where did you find this and how can we find more???

[wolfhunter]

[festus]

OkCupid.com: Take The Mall Ninja Apptitude Test

Here is a little aptitude test to see if you are worthy of the title of mall ninja.

[AussieRogue]

Originally Posted by festus

OkCupid.com: Take The Mall Ninja Apptitude Test

Here is a little aptitude test to see if you are worthy of the title of mall ninja.

My score was

You scored 66 % Mall Ninja Personae!

[wolfhunter]

OK, my score was 34%

[ricbak]

Oh , Gosh..... 29%