a Libertarian, a republican and a democrat meet the Lord

[HK4U]

> A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one
> afternoon and asked
> the
> waitress for a cup of coffee.
> The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked,
> "Is that Jesus
> sitting over there?"
> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican
> requested that she give
> Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
>
> The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched
> back.
> He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked
> the waitress for
> a
> cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and
> asked, "Is that
> Jesus over there?"
> The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give
> Jesus a cup of hot
> tea, "My treat."
>
> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat
> on crutches.
>
> He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered,
> "Hey there, Honey!
> How's about getting' me a cold glass of Miller
> Light?"
>
> He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is
> that God's boy
> over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the
> Democrat directed her
> to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. "On my bill,"
> he said.
>
> As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,
> touched him and said,
> "For your kindness, you are healed." The
> Republican felt the strength
> come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the
> door.
>
> Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,
> "For your
> kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his
> back straightening up,
> and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series
> of back flips out
> the
> door.
>
> Then Jesus walked towards the Democrat. The Democrat
> jumped up and yelled,
> "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting
> disability."

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