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God Bless Our Troops!!!
CHUCK NORRIS...is such a bad @$$... Chuck Norris does his own taxes and the IRS WILL NOT audit them!!!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice!
Chuck Norris is the only guy who can beat Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris!
FESTUS
IN OMNIA PARATUS
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Liberty or Death
Oh crap...I knew someone was gonna start with the Chuck Norris jokes. Here we go.
In order to rally people, governments need enemies. They want us to be afraid, to hate, so we will rally behind them. And if they don't have a real enemy, they'll invent one in order to mobilize us.
Liberty or Death
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's actually pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris doesn't "style" his hair. It lies perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Outer space exists because it's too afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
Power of the Universe in the palm of his hand Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray on is steaks.
Liberty or Death
Doesn't any number divided by zero equal one? I seem to remember something like that from high school.Originally Posted by srshadwi
God Bless Our Troops!!!
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris...sleeps with his boots on. That way when his feet hit the floor in the morning...Satan cries out "OH CRAP...HE"S AWAKE!!!"
FESTUS
IN OMNIA PARATUS
Any number except zero divided by zero is either infinity or indeterminate according to what you are doing. zero divided by zero is defined as one. All that is dependent on you not being Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris for President.
By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7
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