Humor

[Debray]

I received this medical tip from a friend; thought it might help you, too.

If you're bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack
Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual,
Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore."

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably
destined to be full of crap for the rest of your life.

Debray

[ricbak]

[Wolfling68]

Bumper stickers:

You think healthcare is expensive now? Just wait until it is free.

There were 1.5 million people at the inauguration and only 14 missed work

[Scarecrow]

yeah that's pretty good.. should scare the crap out of anyone with at least half a brain...

[wolfhunter]

Nauseated me at first, but the more I thought about it, the more I felt fear.