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    A humorous list compiled by our service members in Afghanistan. I'm glad to know our boys can maintain their sense of humor.

    You may be Taliban if:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

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    that was a pretty funny list, but i cant belive that they only came up with ten.

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    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    lol
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AZSATT View Post
    A humorous list compiled by our service members in Afghanistan. I'm glad to know our boys can maintain their sense of humor.

    You may be Taliban if:

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    troops will always find humor in adversity!

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