My cat...

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, MY CAT IS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT!

[Glock Fan]

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, MY CAT IS A SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT!

Hope her name isn't "Michelle".....



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[Gamecockfan1963]

Thats funny,,true but funny

[HK4U]

Wonder if she has been registered to vote?

[Mountaingoat61]

LMAO!! Hope you don't mind, I posted that in my facebook page. Still chuckling...

[JJFlash]

In the 4 hours it's awake, the cat is probably reporting your activities to the "authorities"!

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

LMAO!! Hope you don't mind, I posted that in my facebook page. Still chuckling...

No problem, Mountaingoat. I can't claim authorship anyway...received it in an e-mail and just had to share it with my forum buddies.

[Sheldon]

Fist off you do not own your cat it owns you...
Second she is an Aristocrat and you her servant....
Ex post facto she is more like a rich Republican like J Paul Getty....

[Conservative Wife & Mom]

Fist off you do not own your cat it owns you...
Second she is an Aristocrat and you her servant....
Ex post facto she is more like a rich Republican like J Paul Getty....

Yes...as a cat owner I am truly aware that:

Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines.

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.

[Red Hat]

I've always wondered...now I know why I dislike cats!