I already put a classified ad in the paper to sell my 4 guns. When the potential buyer called, told them they were already sold.
I saved the newspsper with the ad in it showing the date.
"What guns, officer? I sold them last year, see here's the newspaper ad."
"What did the buyer look like? Well, he was about average height, bout average weight, sort of an average looking guy." :)
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In the beginning, the patriot is a scarce man -- brave, hated, and scorned. But when his cause succeeds, the timid join him. For then, it costs nothing to be a patriot. -- Mark Twain