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    This is a nice forward this morning...


    I vote Democrat because of my heroes like Bill Clinton who, while he was setting so great an example for the children of this country, he enabled George Bush to be able to go after Osama Bin Laden so President Obama could claim credit for it.

    I vote Democrat because I think it's better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil (until we develop ALGAE as a fuel source), because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

    I vote Democrat because, even though we had as much to do with the killing of Bin Laden as we did Hitler's suicide and Saddam Hussein's hanging, we'll gladly take credit for all.

    I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.

    I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need to break even and give the rest to the federal government for redistribution to the GSA.

    I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted each year, so long as we make it easy for irresponsible couples to have sex, keep all of the people who WANT to die from dying, and stop dogs from riding on cars, but eat them instead.

    I vote Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday, can tell us the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Chevy Volt.

    I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know my local unproductive, unreactive union police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

    I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as preventing people from being offended. I'm only for "Free Speech" when I'm making uninformed comments, but as soon as I'm confronted with the facts, or asked to produce some, I deny that same freedom to others, and run the other way.

    I vote Democrat because I believe the government, through the GSA, will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would. Even though the top 10% pay 70% of Federal taxes with only 46% of the income, I believe they should pay more while I pay less. While the "rich" get poor, I can be at home on my a..s watching more liberal news on TV.

    I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

    I vote Democrat because I believe in unions, not because they give the most money to our party, but because they have done such a great job with our educational system, government employees, and auto industry, such that we no longer have to tolerate educated people, affordable, safe, quality vehicles made in the USA, and intelligent government employees.

    I vote Democrat because I get all my facts from uninformed, clueless comedians like Bill Maher and TV talk show hosts, rather than from someone who actually does the research.

    I vote Democrat because I believe in Obamacare, as long as the "rich" pay for it.

    I vote Democrat because, while we live in the greatest country in the world, I want "HOPE AND CHANGE".
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    Gee, I don't understand why this country is in such a mess with an attitude like that.
    "You can get a lot accomplished if you don't care who gets the credit" - Ronald Reagan

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    For two seconds I thought you were serious.

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    I am just curious. Are you one of the socialist democrats or just one of them blind dems. Funny very funny

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    Democrat Voters have a fifty fifty chance of being dead.
    Glad to see you are on the right side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeshuarocks View Post
    For two seconds I thought you were serious.
    It took you two seconds long?

    Anyway, welcome to this group...I hope you enjoy your stay here.

    Hyundailarry...I am an independent voter...I will vote anyone that closely resembles the way I like my goverment to be run. At the moment there is none as close, but we need to get the illegal immigrant out of the WH and we don't have much choice, so I will vote the residual condidate left...Romney. If he doesn't do a good job within 4 years, I am sure there will be other candidate that can fill his shoes and do a much better job. As for the rest, I will NOT give my vote to anyone who is incumbent.
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    Wow. Weren't we all immigrants once? Oh, except for those of us who were "owned" by the immigrants? It's time to get over the ridiculous myths about Obama.

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    If you drive a Chevy Volt to the polar ice caps they will melt. That is if the Volt doesn't catch on fire first.

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    If you drive a Chevy volt the ice caps will still melt. You plug the car in... Most of the electricity is made from coal, nuclear, or natural gas.... Unless you live near a hydro plant. Each of the first 3 produce some form of green house gas or nuclear waste which contributes to global warming. So the extra demand for electricity increases said output of undesirable by products and you pay more for the kilowatts you're using...but nobody mentions that, the volt will run on electricity from the electric fairies... Or the gas it has to burn to generate it.... Ok so enough of my rant...
    Guns.??? What Guns???

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    you scared me for a moment....I actually feared you were a demotard when I saw the title. You are still cool in my book ;)

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