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09-18-2008, 09:36 PM
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 Just In Case You Need To Prove You're "American".... A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent. "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the other." "This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois." "Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?" The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the middle"  gf
__________________ A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag! Glock 19 9mm Glock 23 .40 S&W Glock 27 (x3) .40 S&W STI Edge .45 ACP Taurus 66SS .357 Mag. Mossberg 500 12 Gauge Remington 860 20 Gauge Remington 700 .308 Win. Ruger 77 .270 Win. Glock Armorer NRA Pistol NRA Rifle Instructor NRA Home Firearm Safety Instructor NRA Member IALEFI Member    |
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09-18-2008, 09:47 PM
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| Better than Willie Nelson  |
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09-18-2008, 10:22 PM
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| Quote:
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__________________ A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag! Glock 19 9mm Glock 23 .40 S&W Glock 27 (x3) .40 S&W STI Edge .45 ACP Taurus 66SS .357 Mag. Mossberg 500 12 Gauge Remington 860 20 Gauge Remington 700 .308 Win. Ruger 77 .270 Win. Glock Armorer NRA Pistol NRA Rifle Instructor NRA Home Firearm Safety Instructor NRA Member IALEFI Member |
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#4
09-20-2008, 12:14 PM
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| This election has turned that hair gray. |
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#5
09-20-2008, 12:53 PM
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| Ya and turned mine lose. |
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#6
09-20-2008, 10:00 PM
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| Hussein is a joke!
__________________ USAF Retired, CATM ie: Red Hat SC CWP, NR NH CWP NRA life member Hard things are put in our way, not to stop us, but to call out our courage and strength. To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them... -- Richard Henry Lee, 1787 |
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09-21-2008, 10:30 AM
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| Sorry Sheldon, but this one is much better than anything you have ever posted. |
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