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Just In Case You Need To Prove You're "American".... A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a picture of
Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George Bush on the
other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Illinois."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Illinois?"
The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Barack Obama in the middle"
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"A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag!" Glock Armorer, NRA Chief RSO, Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun, Muzzleloading Rifle, Muzzleloading Shotgun, and Home Firearm Safety Training Counselor
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Better than Willie Nelson
I told the friend who initially emailed me the joke that I'm glad that "BO" doesn't have the same hair style that he had in high school!Originally Posted by kwo51
Better than Willie Nelson
gf
This election has turned that hair gray.
Ya and turned mine lose.
Hussein is a joke!
USAF Retired, CATM, SC CWP, NH NR CWP, NRA Life/Endowment/Patron
To preserve liberty, it is essential that the whole body of people always possess arms, and be taught alike, especially when young, how to use them... -- Richard Henry Lee, 1787
Thank God I'm alive!
Sorry Sheldon, but this one is much better than anything you have ever posted.
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