The Patriot’s Serenity Prayer

[Tea For One]

The Patriot’s Serenity Prayer

God, grant me the serenity to load my clips quickly and fully,
and to accept that there are shots I cannot make;
the courage to take the shots I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.

Living one skirmish at a time;
Enjoying one small victory at a time;
Accepting imperfect firing positions as the pathway to survival;
Taking, as our Founding Fathers did, this land
as the gift from God that it is, not as the hog-trough of shiftlessness
and government largesse the Leftists would have it become;
Trusting that my full-metal-jackets will make all things right,
as long as I meter my breathing and choose my targets carefully;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life and,
as a result of my sacrifices for the cause of liberty,
supremely happy even if I eventually run out of ammo.

[Piece Corps]

Now THAT'S a prayer I will remember! It kinda expands on my former one:

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
The courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to hide the bodies of those who piss me off!

[MADnMO]

Very nice.

[Scarecrow]

sounds good to me.

[Tea For One]

Now THAT'S a prayer I will remember! It kinda expands on my former one:

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;
The courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to hide the bodies of those who piss me off!

hee hee hee