Looking for satirical gun control article about toasters
Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Looking for satirical gun control article about toasters

  1. #1

    Looking for satirical gun control article about toasters

    A few years back I read an article about a woman who killed her husband by swinging a toaster by the cord and hitting him in the head with it. It prompted a hilarious "Stiff toaster Legislation" "Op-Ed" in a magazine. I believe it was in SOF Magazine. Is anyone familiar with this article? I have been looking for it forever, if anybody knows where I can find it, I would be greatly appreciative.

  2.   
  3. #2
    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "You're toast!" ...

  4. #3
    The article I am referring to was hilarious, it talked about waiting periods for toaster purchases, and how many claim that owning a toaster is a part of America's culture and history, however studies had proven that none of the pilgrims ever actually owned one.

  5. #4
    DD31, Have you tried Googling that SOF magazine? Maybe they have an archive link; and JM> that was funny!
    In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

  6. man i would be pretty PO'd if i got taken out by a toaster.

  7. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by IRSPOW View Post
    DD31, Have you tried Googling that SOF magazine? Maybe they have an archive link; and JM> that was funny!
    I tried googling it, but not much luck.

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Quantcast