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    Jesus likes winchesters

    I found this awhile back.

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    I saw a big billboard the other day. It said "Need help? Call Jesus. 1-800-HLP-JESUS'. So I called and about an hour later a Mexican with a lawn mower showed up.
    Avidshooter (Texas)
    "The real destroyer of the liberties of the people is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits." -- Plutarch

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    Quote Originally Posted by AvidshooterTX View Post
    I saw a big billboard the other day. It said "Need help? Call Jesus. 1-800-HLP-JESUS'. So I called and about an hour later a Mexican with a lawn mower showed up.
    Our Jesus here in Missouri is also a Mexican but a plumber...
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by theicemanmpls View Post
    I found this awhile back.
    I gotta get me one of those in window sticker style for my truck.. Oh the anti-gun nuts would have a ripe old sh!t seeing that image. I'd be getting single finger salutes all the time...

    Jesus and his Father gave me my sense of humor, so yea he gets it!!!

    Peace..
    You can give peace a chance alright..

    I'll seek cover in case it goes badly..

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    love it going to get that pic to my pastor

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    Jesus tended his flock and protected them from the wolves. The Winchester just lets him do it form a distance. And if my cousins weren't good at gardening, your yards would look like crap. Leave my brothers out of this, please.
    Yes, I'm Mexican by heritage, American by birth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozarkgunner View Post
    Jesus tended his flock and protected them from the wolves. The Winchester just lets him do it form a distance. And if my cousins weren't good at gardening, your yards would look like crap. Leave my brothers out of this, please.
    Yes, I'm Mexican by heritage, American by birth.
    Are you saying racism ain't funny?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozarkgunner View Post
    Jesus tended his flock and protected them from the wolves. The Winchester just lets him do it form a distance. And if my cousins weren't good at gardening, your yards would look like crap. Leave my brothers out of this, please.
    Yes, I'm Mexican by heritage, American by birth.
    Lighten up Francis.
    Avidshooter (Texas)
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    Quote Originally Posted by AvidshooterTX View Post
    Lighten up Francis.
    That was a great line from "Stripes". Use it myself all the time, altho never seen anyone else use it. That where you got it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by theicemanmpls View Post
    Are you saying racism ain't funny?
    I think it's hilarious and that includes the white jokes.

    .............guess I should mention I'm white

    People are too damn uptight.

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