I have never felt so secure in my life as I have after reading about this Ninja. With men (?) like him out there how could we not be proud? However, with all that hardware, he will never be able to get up if he were to fall or be tripped. He should have some claymores added to his armaments and at least a half-dozen flash-bangs. Ninja, wherever you are, I give you one of Obama's crotch salutes. Hang in there cucpcake!