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    airport security

    I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?" Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
    This is a joke !!

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  3. they didnt take your temperature the old fashioned way did they?

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    No sense of humor. My husbands nick-name was Jack (he hated it but his family still called him that) so when we would land and be greeted by then they would all yell HI JACK. Well when the security guards cornered them one time they stopped with that joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman97361 View Post
    I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?" Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
    Thats funny. Where were you entering the country? Just curious.
    Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress;
    but I repeat myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman97361 View Post
    I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?" Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
    This is a joke !!
    Seems I need to add a disclaimer to most of my posts !! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by rainman97361 View Post
    I was going through airport customs and I got asked "Do you have any firearms?" Apparently, "What do you need?" wasn't the right answer.
    This is a joke !!
    My wife and I went to Jamaica for our honeymoon back in 96. We flew into Montego Bay and had to go through customs. The customs agent asked if we had any drugs with us. I replied no. She then asked us, "Do you need some? I could call my cousin." I thought it was a trick question but she was serious.

    This was a recurring theme with the taxi driver, the bell boy, the bartender on the beach.....
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    Kind of like the police officer asking "do you have any hand grenades, rocket launchers, or machine guns..." just to judge the reaction of he person he poses the off the wall question too.... they read facial expressions...... N bty when they asked me that I said "yeah back home how about you?"
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
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