What would God carry?
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  1. What would God carry?

    Now I know this is a silly question, and we know God doesn't need a gun. But I figured I would try something different and see what we in this forum think God would carry of he actually wanted to.?

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    I'll ask him....................a 1911 .45
    (Insert random tough-guy quote here)
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  5. Talking It's a joke, so it's OK to luagh!

    I know He wouldn't carry a Glock because I've always heard that, "God don't like ugly".

    (My not being able to type should be even more reason to laugh, too.)

  6. god is a glock man

    God would most certainly carry a glock because he wants perfection at all times, any doubt that he would carry a glock only tells the world that you don't know how to handle and use the perfect hand held weapon.

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    Colt peacemaker 45lc

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    Jan 2010
    St. Louis County, MO
    Nothing...His hands is big enough to give you a loving slap at the back of your head if you are naughty or grab you by the collar and beat the living daylights out of your butt if you misbehave. LOL
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock

  9. God's a shoulder fired cruise middle kind of guy.

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    I would guess God to carry an,

    Gold Dessert Eagle .50AE

  11. Put it to you this way, He would have an M1 Abrams as a backup ankle carry.
    I'm not a lawyer so take it for what it's worth. For legal advice ask a lawyer.
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