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    Lady with a gun!

    Story from a Kansas State
    Highway Patrol officer :



    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding

    on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.

    I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

    The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

    In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)

    to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if

    she had a weapon in her possession at this time.



    She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

    Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want

    to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having

    a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more

    time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have

    just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what

    was she so afraid of.



    She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a ******* thing!"

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    This is a email that has been passed around in a couple different versions the past year our so. Still funny though

  4. Past year or so? I probably first heard this in the early '90s. And, yeah, many different variations. From the old lady with many different pistols concealed to the "redneck" with ten rifles on a gun rack on his pickup.

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    That was still funny :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by titaniumman:247752
    Story from a Kansas State
    Highway Patrol officer :



    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding

    on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.

    I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

    The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.

    In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)

    to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if

    she had a weapon in her possession at this time.



    She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.

    Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want

    to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having

    a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more

    time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have

    just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what

    was she so afraid of.



    She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a ******* thing!"
    Nothing like being well prepared! !

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    Quote Originally Posted by titaniumman View Post
    Story from a Kansas State
    Highway Patrol officer :

    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
    on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
    I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
    The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
    In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
    to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
    she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
    Once the officer saw the carry permit, why did he feel the need to ask if she had weapons? Once he finds out that any weapons that she did have would be legal with the permit, what is the point in asking?
    Anyone who says, "I support the 2nd amendment, BUT"... doesn't. Element of Surprise: a mythical element that many believe has the same affect upon criminals that Kryptonite has upon Superman.

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    LT there is a thing called humor in the civilian world, I absolutely am indebted to you for your service.... HOWEVER, It was posted purely for entertainment....I didn't expect it would be scrutenized. Sometimes things should just be taken LITELY. It was , not meant as a how to lesson on traffic stops....Lighten up francis!

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    Quote Originally Posted by titaniumman View Post
    It was posted purely for entertainment....I didn't expect it would be scrutenized. Sometimes things should just be taken LITELY. It was , not meant as a how to lesson on traffic stops....Lighten up francis!
    Maybe it would be more entertaining in the LEO Encounters section, since it was regarding an encounter with LEO? Who is Francis?
    Anyone who says, "I support the 2nd amendment, BUT"... doesn't. Element of Surprise: a mythical element that many believe has the same affect upon criminals that Kryptonite has upon Superman.

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    You being military, I thought you would know Sgt Hulka...NO?
    If it is bothering you please have Luke move the post, I don't want to disrupt your sense of order..

  11. Quote Originally Posted by titaniumman View Post
    I don't want to disrupt your sense of order..
    I do have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in alphabetical order like they should be.

    I do, sincerely, appreciate the consideration...


    I was just funnin', BTW. ;-)
    Anyone who says, "I support the 2nd amendment, BUT"... doesn't. Element of Surprise: a mythical element that many believe has the same affect upon criminals that Kryptonite has upon Superman.

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