On the lighter side -- share a joke!

On the lighter side -- share a joke!

  1. Conservative Wife & Mom
    Conservative Wife & Mom
    Little Johnny's at it again!

    A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses and started her class by saying,
    'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
    The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?'
    'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'

    Little Johnny watched, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
    'Why do you do that, Mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother.
    As she removed the cream with a tissue, Little Johnny asked, 'What's the matter giving up?'

    Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
    When asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person, the policeman said, 'Yes. The detectives want very badly to capture him."
    Little Johnny asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ? "
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