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  1. #31
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    Awesome !!!
    Its Better To Have It And Not Need It Than To Need It And Not Have It.

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    IIRC, in the field manual for the M60 crewserved machinegun and breakfree consumer, it states that durring sustained fire the barrel of the M60 should be changed after ten minutes of firing. Durring rapid fire, the barrel should be changed after five minutes of fire.

    If I am in a situation where I need to lay sustained or rapid fire, that last thing I am going to worry about is changing the darn barrel.

  4. A Marine and Sailor are sitting in a bar arguing about who is better and who has done more for the world. The sailor has a smile come over his face and says "we invented sex".The Marine looks defeated but after a second or two he gets a smile on his face and retaliates with "well we introduced it to women"

  5. #34
    Aw. Don't pick on the USMCTS! (United States Marine Corps Tranportation Service)

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    Fanatics of any sort are dangerous! -GG-
    Which part of "... shall NOT be infringed..." confuses you?
    Well now, aren't WE a pair, Raggedy Man? (Thunderdome)

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    A wise man once told me, "The police have the K-9 corp, but the NAVY has the Marines". Semper Fi

  7. #36
    Quote Originally Posted by Flipa54 View Post
    A wise man once told me, "The police have the K-9 corp, but the NAVY has the Marines". Semper Fi
    Why else would they call us "Devil Dogs"?

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    Fanatics of any sort are dangerous! -GG-
    Which part of "... shall NOT be infringed..." confuses you?
    Well now, aren't WE a pair, Raggedy Man? (Thunderdome)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grognard Gunny View Post
    Why else would they call us "Devil Dogs"?

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    I could name a few other things the Navy calls them too.

  9. The Marine Corps is a department of the Navy. The Men's department!

  10. #39
    Quote Originally Posted by S&W645 View Post
    I could name a few other things the Navy calls them too.
    Besides "Sir"? (Yuck yuck!)

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    Fanatics of any sort are dangerous! -GG-
    Which part of "... shall NOT be infringed..." confuses you?
    Well now, aren't WE a pair, Raggedy Man? (Thunderdome)

  11. #40
    Old ex-Chief and I got into a "gentlemanly" exchange of insults on another forum a few months ago. I forgot exactly what evoked his retort, but it amounted to how Marines always stand behind the Navy in line.

    I replied that I had learned NOT to ever go behind the Navy for anything during my first tour..... particularly, the head, sick bay, chow line and whore houses. Guaranteed to "catch" something! LOL!

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    Fanatics of any sort are dangerous! -GG-
    Which part of "... shall NOT be infringed..." confuses you?
    Well now, aren't WE a pair, Raggedy Man? (Thunderdome)

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