You Might Be a Redneck...a different take
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    You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

    We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya íll are.



    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

    If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.


    God Bless the USA!
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    I plead guilty and proud of it.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Exclamation count me in

    I are a high tech redneck!
    FESTUS
    IN OMNIA PARATUS

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    Been a redneck all of my life and proud of it

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    Redneck to the core and I love all my redneck brothers and sisters.

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    American by birth...REDNECK by the grace of God

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    Answered YES to ALL!!! But I am not white. Am I still a redneck??? Well then, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

    "If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another FLAG!"- Anonymous
    Rick

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricardo900 View Post
    Answered YES to ALL!!! But I am not white. Am I still a redneck??? Well then, GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

    "If you are ashamed to stand by your colors, you had better seek another FLAG!"- Anonymous
    Rick
    Personally, I don't care if you're orange with purple stripes, if you answered "yes" to all, consider yourself my redneck brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJFlash View Post
    Personally, I don't care if you're orange with purple stripes, if you answered "yes" to all, consider yourself my redneck brother.
    +1 to that.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJFlash View Post
    Personally, I don't care if you're orange with purple stripes, if you answered "yes" to all, consider yourself my redneck brother.
    yes good call
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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