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    Talking How bad is the economy?

    THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD:

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked,"Can you afford fries with that?"

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

    **** Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.

    Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

    Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madof scandal. Oh Great!!
    The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

    And, finally...

    I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
    savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan ,
    and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
    FESTUS
    IN OMNIA PARATUS

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    Pretty funny but more truth than I would like to admit.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Those would look good on t-shirt.Very Funny!

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    Very funny--the last one really cracked me up
    Thanks--I needed that

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    Pretty Funny

    That is pretty funny!

    Montie
    Cheers, Montie Roland
    Montie Design, Apex, NC
    [SIGPIC]

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    I got this in my email too...
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

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