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    Catholic Coffee Klatsch...

    Here is an oldie but goodie one....


    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

    Slim, & Tall,

    38D breast,

    24" waist and

    34" hips.

    When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

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    INTERNET WARNING:

    If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

    It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
    Semper Fi

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    [QUOTE=ricbak;110312]INTERNET WARNING:

    If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

    It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.[/Q aye-aye sir

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    HA!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricbak View Post
    INTERNET WARNING:

    If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

    It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
    Talk about a NIGHTMARE! Worse than ANY computer virus!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ricbak View Post
    INTERNET WARNING:

    If you get an email titled "Nude photo of Nancy Pelosi," don't open it...

    It contains a nude photo of Nancy Pelosi.
    I taped the photo over my sihouette targets so I could use it for when I train...but everytime I put the frontsight on it, I tend to cringe and my eyes start to water and I end up shooting wildly into the air.

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