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  1. #1
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    The Mum Test...

    THE MUM TEST
    I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

    'Why?' my daughter asked.

    'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, And probably has germs,' I replied.

    At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, Mum, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

    I was thinking quickly and replied, 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mum Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Mum.'

    We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

    'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad.'

    'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.



    When you're finished laughing, send this to a Mum.
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

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    You cant argue with logic:)

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    Lol!!

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    wish the whole world had that same logic

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    Exactly!

    Peace.
    B Gd.
    Have fun.

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    Unfortunately, many have brain freeze syndrome...
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

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    Out of the mouths of Bab's
    4 yrs old was my favorite age! They R indeed so inquistitive & smart!
    Thanks you gave me sometime to remember when my daughter was 4 oh so so many years ago.
    Then too my granddaughter,Thankfully no that long ago!

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