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    Bathtub Test.

    During a visit to the mental institution, I asked the director
    how do you determine whether or not
    a patient should be committed.
    "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him
    or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket, because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
    "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
    Last edited by rugerfan.64; 02-01-2010 at 08:17 PM. Reason: spacing
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    Quote Originally Posted by rugerfan.64 View Post
    During a visit to the mental institution, I asked the director
    how do you determine whether or not
    a patient should be committed.
    "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him
    or her to empty the bathtub."
    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket, because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
    "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
    Yes. I'll take that bed by the window...I also said bucket...
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    Reminds me of "is the cup half full, or half empty"?..... It's the wrong size cup !

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