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    Estate planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune.

    One evening at an investment meeting, he spotted a very beautiful woman and decided he wanted her as his wife.

    "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

    Impressed, the woman obtained his business card, and three weeks later she became his stepmother.


    Women are so much better at estate planning than men.

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