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    The Aisle Seat

    All the old salts out there will like this one.

    The Aisle Seat

    Two Radical Arabs boarded a flight out of London.

    One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

    Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

    After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off,
    wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, “I need to get up and get a coke.”

    “Don't get up,” said the Marine. “I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it for you.”

    As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spit in it.
    When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said,
    “That looks good, I'd really like one, too.”

    Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

    While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spit in it.

    When the Marine returned, they all settled in and enjoyed the flight; the Arabs had their cokes and the Marine took a nap.

    As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

    He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors,

    “Why does it have to be this way?”

    “How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations?

    This hatred? This animosity?

    This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”


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    Jan 2008
    Honolulu, HI & Salt Lake City, UT
    The version I initially heard involved two lawyers and a doctor. Still a good one though.

    "A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag!" Glock Armorer, NRA Chief RSO, Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun, Muzzleloading Rifle, Muzzleloading Shotgun, and Home Firearm Safety Training Counselor

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    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Battle Creek Mi
    and here I thought this would be a picture of the guy that was 3 seats wide sitting on the outside isle seat of a SW flight.... was on last nights news....
    "The sword dose not cause the murder, and the maker of the sword dose not bear sin" Rabbi Solomon ben Isaac 11th century
    "Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out!" Father John Corapi.

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