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    God sent them

    A 5th grader asked her mother the age-old question,

    'How did I get here?'

    Her mother told her, 'God sent you.'

    'Did God send you, too?' asked the child.

    'Yes, Dear,' the mother replied.

    'What about Grandma and Grandpa?' the child persisted

    'He sent them also,' the mother said.

    'Did he send their parents, too?' asked the child.

    'Yes, Dear, He did,' said the mother patiently.

    'So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for 200 years?

    No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here!'

  3. #2
    The whole house enjoyed this one too!!

  4. #3
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Head of the Lakes, MN
    That's funny! From the mouths of babes....

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    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    St. Louis County, MO
    I can just imagine this kind of scenario when my son and his wife begin having kids in the house...they are just the sort of people who will tell this absolute lie!!!
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock

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