This may have been out before in some form or another. But after the string on a ball this may help relive some of that stress.

A man on his harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice God said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over any time I want. God replied, your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, think of the steel it would take. I can do this but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a minute and think of something that could possibly help man kind. The biker thought, finally he said, God I wish all men could understand women, how she feels, what shes thinking, why she cries, what she means when she says something is wrong, why she snaps and how to make her truly happy. God replied, you want two lanes or four on that bridge?