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    Texas Sheriffs Interview

    A young Texan grew up wanting
    to be a law man. He grew up big, 6' 2'', and
    strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a
    bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally
    became of age he applied to where he had only dreamed of
    working: the West Texas Sheriffs Department.

    After a big mess of
    tests and interviews the Chief Deputy finally called him
    into his office for the young man's last interview.

    The Chief Deputy says:
    "You're a big strong kid and you can
    really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good.
    But we have what you call an 'attitude suitability
    test' that you must take before you can
    be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our
    badge son."

    Then, sliding a service
    pistol and a box of ammo across the desk,
    the Chief says:

    "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

    six illegal


    six meth

    six Muslim

    and a

    "Why the rabbit?"

    attitude," says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

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    Good for him. I would not shoot a poor little rabbit either.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    wolfhunter Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by HK4U View Post
    Good for him. I would not shoot a poor little rabbit either.
    Right, the big, fat, rich rabbits make a better stew.

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