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    Sicilian Stress Management

    WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.
    WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE...


    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management
    technique used traditionally in Sicily . The funny thing is that it
    really does work.



    1. Pi cture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out
    over a crystal clear stream.
    2. Pi cture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running
    water.
    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
    4. No one knows your secret place.
    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
    6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a
    cascade of serenity..
    7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face
    of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

    There!! See? It really does work... You're smiling already. Feel free
    to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this
    technique.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphtwo View Post
    WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.
    WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE...


    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management
    technique used traditionally in Sicily . The funny thing is that it
    really does work.



    1. Pi cture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out
    over a crystal clear stream.
    2. Pi cture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running
    water.
    3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
    4. No one knows your secret place.
    5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
    6. The soothing sound of a gentle water fall fills the air with a
    cascade of serenity..
    7 The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face
    of Nancy Pelosi, the person you are holding underwater.

    There!! See? It really does work... You're smiling already. Feel free
    to forward this if you know others who might benefit from this
    technique.

    Outstanding! Completelly stressed today and yup, busted out laughing. It works!
    Prov. 27:3 - "Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both"

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    That's hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
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    wolfhunter Guest
    I tried, but I couldn't imagine touching that. Can I pretend to pile rocks on her while someone else holds?

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    That was too funny....
    But let us not forget unconitionl love & forgiveness for they know not what the hiccup they say...
    I will try to remeber it as soon as i get up off the floor laughing....

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