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    Obama visits Heaven

    Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.

    He is very excited; all his life he's had a
    secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.

    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets
    a man with a beard.

    'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

    'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher
    up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.

    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than
    Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides,
    climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he
    meets another bearded man.

    He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?

    'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'

    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again,
    he discovers an even larger room where he meets
    another man with a beard.

    Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?

    'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'

    Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly
    contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he
    reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats
    his question: 'Are you Mohammed?...'

    He gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing.

    'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted.

    Would you like a cup of coffee..?'

    'Yes! please, my Lord'

    God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells
    out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'

    Keep your trust in God: Your government has failed you miserably.

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    More religious bigotry for your viewing pleasure here! Wonderful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cocked _and_Locked View Post
    More religious bigotry for your viewing pleasure here! Wonderful.
    C&L I am not quite sure what you intent is here, but if is what it looks like, maybe you should get a life. It is just a joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphtwo View Post
    It is just a joke.
    Maybe to a bigot like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphtwo View Post
    C&L I am not quite sure what you intent is here, but if is what it looks like, maybe you should get a life. It is just a joke.
    Hey Ralphwo, if you insult Islam you're a bigot but feel free to insult Christianity any time you like; Half-Cocked does it routinely, so that must be OK.
    Prov. 27:3 - "Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphtwo View Post
    C&L I am not quite sure what you intent is here, but if is what it looks like, maybe you should get a life. It is just a joke.
    And I enjoyed the joke very much, ralph! Thank you for posting it, because everyone can use a daily dose of laughter!
    Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.

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    Joke

    CW&M that is why I posted it, because there is not much to laugh about today, and if I have one on Christianity, I will post it to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphtwo View Post
    CW&M that is why I posted it, because there is not much to laugh about today, and if I have one on Christianity, I will post it to.
    No problem with me. I'm pretty sure the Lord's got an OK sense of humor; He invented it, after all. So...a priest and a preacher from Nantucket....naaah....
    Prov. 27:3 - "Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ralphtwo View Post
    c&l i am not quite sure what you intent is here, but if is what it looks like, maybe you should get a life. It is just a joke.
    +1000.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    What's wrong with this picture:
    Hollywood makes movies like The Last Temptation of Christ and The Devinci Code, and Christians either take one on the chin and accept it as another's opinion, which I think is the right thing to do. Oh, I forgot to mention the Athiest display in the Washington State Capitol Building last Christmas that ripped the Christian manger scene it was next to. "Fairness" at its finest.
    But when people write books like The Satanic Letters, or a European comic strip about Mohammed, or Southpark, or even this joke, The Muslim World has to declare Holy War on the "Infidels," or call it bad.
    Why is it so difficult to people to play by the same set of rules?
    It has become accepted in this day and age to rip Christianity,or Christian principles, but when the shoe is on the other foot, people seem to complain.

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