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    Wish they would ban all knives. I would feel soooooooo much safer then. Why not start a buy back program. Then all the grannies can bring in their butcher knives for grocery coupons.

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    Wish they would ban all knives. I would feel soooooooo much safer then. Why not start a buy back program. Then all the grannies can bring in their butcher knives for grocery coupons.
    Think of the new jobs banning knives would create! Get your steaks pre-sliced into bite size pieces at the grocery store. Gotta hire more butchers.
    Get your vegetables pre-sliced and wrapped at the processing factory.

    Of course, nobody would ever be able to make a knife on their own either, so we know the criminals won't have them. Right? No? Oh well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJFlash View Post
    Wouldn't you just love to see some idiot come screaming down the aisle at you, waving a knife? "I'm gonna cut you six ways to Sunday!"......BANG! BANG!....Of course, I'd have to stop laughing long enough to draw my piece in time, that would be the only problem...
    NO NO... Shoot first, then laugh. Need to practice that at the range next time... BANG!! BANG!! then all you want...

    Peace...
    You can give peace a chance alright..

    I'll seek cover in case it goes badly..

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    Quote Originally Posted by -06 View Post
    Wish they would ban all knives. I would feel soooooooo much safer then. Why not start a buy back program. Then all the grannies can bring in their butcher knives for grocery coupons.
    Yea.. Use the steel to make more GUNS!!!

    Peace...
    You can give peace a chance alright..

    I'll seek cover in case it goes badly..

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    Only those trained and licensed would be permitted to use knives-IE butchers, tree trimmers, etc. Us untrained would be way too at risk to use them. Really, I am feeling safer already--such a nice feeling.

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