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    A current events joke

    When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist leader.
    As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and Said, "This is not what you promised me."
    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"....."You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

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    Maybe B. Hussein will have a "night before Christmas" experience like Scrooge, except the spirits will be the Founders and Hussein will wake up having realized the error of his ways, and restore the country to a Constitutional Republic. Failing that, I'm all for the Founders kicking his a$$ at the Pearly Gates...
    Prov. 27:3 - "Stone is heavy and sand a burden, but provocation by a fool is heavier than both"

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