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    Little Johnnie - new one

    So True!

    HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES

    The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

    Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and
    I credit that approach for my obvious success."

    "Very good," said the teacher.

    Little Jenny was next:

    "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

    "Very good, Jenny," said the teacher…

    Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

    The teacher held her breath ...

    Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

    "Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

    "Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

    "I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

    They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog ****!"

    Then I would say,"It is dog ****. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

    "I used the Democrats' approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."

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    What amazes me the most is the way the American people keep stopping by for one taste after another.
    And don't forget the other vendor across the street whose name begins with R. I'm always disgusted when I hear someone say they are tired of one party and it's time to put the other back in power. How about the voters abandon both versions of UnConstitutional Statism?
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
    Albert Einstein
    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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    Makes you wonder what he was selling for toothpaste.

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    lol that's hilarious. I heard it told a bit differently.. but not with the democrat side of it... man so true.. so pathetically true.
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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