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    Why I Fired My Secretary

    Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
    morning. I went downstairs
    for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy
    Birthday!" and possibly have a small present for me.

    As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy
    Birthday."

    I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids...They will
    remember.
    My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
    when I left for the office,
    I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.

    As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, "Good Morning Boss!,
    and by the way "Happy Birthday! "

    It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked
    until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day
    outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me."

    I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

    We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. She
    chose instead a quiet bistro with
    a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal
    tremendously.

    On the way back to the office, Jane said,"You know, it's such a
    beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, do we ?"

    I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?
    She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."

    After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if
    you don't mind, I'm going to
    step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back."

    "Ok." I nervously replied.

    She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
    carrying a huge birthday cake...
    Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends and
    co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday."

    And I just sat there...

    On the couch...

    Naked.


    Now this ia a bad day.

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  3. haha that was awesome

  4. Angry How many times have I told you....

    That's what happens when you ass/u/me!

    (I HATE it when that happens).

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    doing what is popular is not always right and doing what is right is not always popular

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    Uh, Whoops...

    Peace...
    You can give peace a chance alright..

    I'll seek cover in case it goes badly..

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    lol good one.
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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