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    And God Created Louisiana

    God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found
    Him, resting on the seventh day.

    He inquired, "Where have you been?"

    God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
    "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

    Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

    "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call
    It Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

    "Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

    God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
    Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
    Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent
    Of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
    Balance in all things."

    God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
    Extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

    The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and
    Said, "What's that one?"

    "That's Louisiana , the most glorious place on earth. There are
    Beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills. Some of the most
    Beautiful women live there.
    The people from Louisiana are going to be handsome, modest,
    Intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They
    Will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of
    Peace, and producers of good things."

    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about
    Balance, God? You said there would be balance."

    God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC .
    Wait till you see the idiots I put there."

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    Another great one ralphtwo.

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    Wait a minute here, are you including Nawlins and Ray Nagin in that description of Louisianna?

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