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    Drinking with an Arizona Girl

    A Mexican, an Arab,


    and a Arizona girl are



    in the same bar.

    When the Mexican



    finishes his beer,



    he throws his glass



    in the air, pulls out



    his pistol, and shoots



    the glass to pieces.



    He says, 'In Mexico ,



    our glasses are so



    cheap we don't need



    to drink with the same one twice.'



    The Arab, obviously



    impressed by this,



    drinks non-alcohol beer



    (cuz he's a muslim!),



    throws it into the



    air, pulls out his



    AK-47, and shoots



    the glass to pieces.



    He says, 'In the



    Arab World, we have



    so much sand to make



    glasses that we don't



    need to drink with



    the same one twice either.'



    The Arizona girl,



    cool as a cucumber,



    picks up her beer,



    downs it in one gulp,



    throws the glass into



    the air, whips out her



    45, and shoots the



    Mexican and the Arab.



    Catching her glass,



    setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,



    she says,



    'In Arizona ,



    we have so many



    illegal aliens that



    we don't have to



    drink with the same ones twice.'



    God Bless Arizona

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    Hilarious! Thanks for sharing!
    Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.

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    Yes, racism is hilarious.
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    HE HE HE
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Another Excellent joke by ralphtwo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ConditionOne View Post
    Yes, racism is hilarious.
    It's a joke. Get a grip!
    Conservative Wife & Mom -- I'm a Conservative Christian-American with dual citizenship...the Kingdom of God is my 1st home and the U.S.A. is my 2nd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conservative Wife & Mom View Post
    It's a joke. Get a grip!
    OK then, here's one for ya:

    I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cocked _and_Locked View Post
    OK then, here's one for ya:

    I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.

    Very good. When we can no longer laugh at ourselves we are lost.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cocked _and_Locked View Post
    OK then, here's one for ya:

    I hear the Replubicans are considering changing their emblem from an Elephant to a condom because a condom stands for inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives one a sense of security while screwing others.



    we would not think of stealing the DEM. moto

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