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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Battle Creek Mi

    Talking How Do You,,,

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?

    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?

    Tame Way.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

    They Take The Psycho Path

    4. How Do You Get Holy Water?

    You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)

    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?


    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice Too Long?


    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't Work?

    A Stick

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?

    Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?

    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?

    Quattro Sinko.

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?

    Spoiled Milk.

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?


    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?

    A Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?

    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?

    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?

    Because They Have Big Fingers .

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?

    Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?


    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?!

    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?

    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

    21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?

    A Bad Golfer Goes Whack, Dang!

    A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

    22. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

    23. What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

    About 2 weeks

  3. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2007

  4. #3
    What is brown, has four legs, can't see, and moves in the woods?


    What is brown, has NO legs, can't see, and sits in the woods?

    STILL no-eye-deer

    What do you get if you cross an elephant and a rhino?

    Victory rewards not the army that fires the most rounds, but who is the more accurate shot. ---Unknown

  5. #4
    I see some of us had a boring weekend lol......................... :=/
    Glock Carrier in SC.


  6. #5
    Sheldon.....I think you have to much time on you'r hands...LOL

  7. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Battle Creek Mi
    What can I say other than I'm retired...

  8. #7
    What's the difference in a Hooker and a Crack Dealer?

    The Hooker can wash her wash her crack and sell it again!
    Unapologetic American

  9. #8
    OH Memphis...that was just WRONG :icon_lol:
    Glock 27
    Walther PPS 1st Edition 9mm

    "You can't beat a woman who shoots.":Kiss:

  10. #9
    Careful now boys and girls this is a family friendly site. There may be children present.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

  11. #10
    Ohh, can I play?

    1. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs at your door?

    2. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

    3. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a bush?

    4. What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
    I apologize...

    1. Matt
    2. Bob
    3. Russell
    4. Eileen

    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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