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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
    The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
    Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that i would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
    He said,"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."

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    Funny. I have wondered what planet some of them came from myself.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Haaaaaaaaaaa ^5 to your Dad........ that funny i don't care who you are...........
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    LMAO
    I'll have to write that one down
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    LOL brings back memories! Not to long ago I had blue hair! But your dad's comment was great! lol Thanks for the laugh
    "When Government fears the people, it's liberty. When people fear the Government, it's tyranny."
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    that's hilarious! good come back... sometimes I spike my hair.. but never colored it
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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    I will have to admit that was quick wit.
    An armed society is a polite society.

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    I wish it was dad that said it but no this was borrowed and was just too good to let alone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldon View Post
    drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
    I donít think I have heard that since about 1968.

    http://www.expat.ru/forum/expat-cafe...good-joke.html
    http://www.mir.com.my/leofoo/htmls/peacock.htm
    http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokes/colored_hair.html

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