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    Voice-activated car radio

    About five years ago, a friend of mine bought a new Lexus and returned to the dealer the next day because he couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Nelson," the salesman said to the radio. The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued and "On the Road Again" came from the speakers.

    Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia on My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson. He drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time he'd say, "Beethoven," he'd get beautiful classical music, and if he said, "Beatles, "he'd get one of their awesome songs.

    Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed his new car, but he swerved in time to avoid them. He yelled, "Ass Holes!".........

    Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
    with John Kerry on guitar,
    Al Gore on drums,
    Dan Rather on harmonica,
    Nancy Pelosi on tambourine,
    Harry Reid on spoons,
    Bill Clinton on sax and
    Ted Kennedy on scotch.
    Damn, he LOVES this car!
    Charlie

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    dusted Guest
    all funny until i got to "ted kennedy on scotch". now i'm pretty sure i tore a muscle laughing. thanks, man i needed that. made my day

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    I know I will never buy a Lexus (past experience from snooty sales people...) but your story beats the hell out of me. I love it!
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
    GATEWAY SWIFT WING ST. LOUIS

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