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    Smile Daddy Is a Gay Dancer

    Daddy is a gay dancer


    Hope this gives you a laugh or. at least, a chuckle.


    One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a
    living.

    All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman... and
    so forth..

    However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

    The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

    "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids."

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    Heard that before but it's so true I laugh every time.

    KK

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    I love it!!! I am still chuckling, OG...
    "Don't let the door hit ya where the dawg shudda bit ya!"
    G'day and Glock
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    Smile

    Geeessseeeee; the poor kid!

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    hehe, good stuff there. Yeah, after working as a Chip 'n Dale performer I can tell you it's hard work, those women never want ya to leave...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tucker's Mom:237102
    I love it!!! I am still chuckling, OG...
    Not really that's just all the fat still moving because you was laughing!!!!!!

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    Raotf lmba lmao lol!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIL-SPEC 45 View Post
    Not really that's just all the fat still moving because you was laughing!!!!!!
    That "fat" just makes her a more interesting woman. Hang in there Mom, he's just jealous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldgrunt View Post
    That "fat" just makes her a more interesting woman. Hang in there Mom, he's just jealous.
    I had put him in my ignore list a looonnnnggg time ago so I really do not see his posts unless I really want to. Besides he's barking at the wrong tree. LOL Thanks OG.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIL-SPEC 45 View Post
    Not really that's just all the fat still moving because you was laughing!!!!!!
    Okay... I have to admit I don't know all the interactions you have had with everyone on this board and I may be overstepping my bounds here... but an off hand comment like that just screams "Richard Cranium!".

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