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  1. Green, red, orange, and blue.

    I went with my nephew to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. (He's 45)
    We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,
    orange, and blue.
    My nephew kept staring at her.
    The teenager kept looking and would find my nephew staring every time.
    When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:
    "What's the matter, never done anything wild in your life?"
    Knowing my nephew, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!
    In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....
    "Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."

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  3. #2
    That's hilarious!!!!

  4. #3
    Hah. What a great comeback.

  5. #4
    I've heard that one before, Still makes me chuckle.

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    Better watch out, she might sue your nephew for back child support!
    "A few well placed shots with a .22LR is a lot better than a bunch of solid misses with a .44 mag!" Glock Armorer, NRA Chief RSO, Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun, Muzzleloading Rifle, Muzzleloading Shotgun, and Home Firearm Safety Training Counselor

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    Teenie wanta cracker?
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