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    Talking Why we have an oil shortage

    Boris sent me the following. Thought i would share it.

    A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.

    Well, there's a very simple answer.

    Nobody bothered to check the oil.

    We just didn't know we were getting low.

    The reason for that is purely geographical.

    Our OIL is located in



    Coastal Florida

    Coastal Louisiana



    Pennsylvania and Texas

    Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!!

    Any Questions???

    ..... Didn't think So.
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    very amusing. thanks for sharing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HK4U View Post
    ...Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington, DC!!! ...

    What are we supposed to call the people in:

    Sacramento, Albany, Baltimore, Madison, Springfield, Honolulu, etc. ad nauseum???

    I'd be happy to offer a few choices, but the company here is generally polite...
    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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