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    Talking Butt dust

    What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the joy in
    it!

    These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

    JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
    After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and
    one for cold milk?'

    MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was.. Granny replied she
    was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't
    remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
    six.'

    STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so much
    that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window.'

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
    vain to take the lid off the bottle. S eeing her frustration, her Mom
    explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
    Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's
    me?'

    SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please don't
    give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth cough.'

    DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do I
    cost?'

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
    kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
    dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'

    CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked
    what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with
    this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?'

    JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The man
    name d Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
    wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
    happened to the flea?'

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
    wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
    asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'

    The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday
    sermon...'Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven
    and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but
    dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
    daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in
    her shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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    lol! I was expecting an old person fart joke but those were much better. Thanks for the laugh.
    "When Government fears the people, it's liberty. When people fear the Government, it's tyranny."
    - Benjamin Franklin

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    Thanks for the laughs:Smilie Funny:!
    People don't like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think, don't run, don't walk. We're in their homes and in their heads and we haven't the right. We're meddlesome.--River Tam

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    Thanks for the laughs this morning Sheldon
    David

    The only person available to protect you 24 hours a day is you.

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaa, those are funny, Thanks Sheldon
    Glock Carrier in SC.

    MufDady

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    hhaha.. gonna have to use the "butt dust" one
    You can have my freedom as soon as I'm done with it!!!

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