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    A liberal reporters perspective

    We were talking about how messed up a reporters view of concealed carry was on another thread. Well Boris sent me the following today so thought I would share it. Pretty much sumes up what we are dealing with when we deal with the liberal press.



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    Subject: Lion's Den






    A man is walking by the zoo when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to devour her right in front of the little girl's screaming parents.
    The man runs to the cage, hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the man brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
    A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the man, says: "Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
    "Why, it was nothing," said the rescuer, "really, the lion was behind bars and I knew God would protect me just as He did Daniel in the lions den long, long ago." "I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt was right ."
    "I noticed a bible in your pocket," said the journalist.
    "Yes, I'm a Christian and was on my way to a bible study" the man replies.
    "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page." The journalist leaves.
    The following morning the man buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on first page: 'Right Wing Christian Fundamentalist assaults African Immigrant and Steals His lunch.'
    By faith Noah,being warned of God of things not seen as yet, moved with fear,prepared an ark to the saving of his house;by the which he condemned the world,and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith Heb.11:7

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    Too funny! Unfortunately also too true.

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    I am quite sure that is what would appear in almost any newspaper after the incident. The only problem with it is in reality it is true. The media just makes stories up.
    David

    The only person available to protect you 24 hours a day is you.

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    LMAO!!
    Great post, that sounds like most journalist.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]In order to rally people, governments need enemies. They want us to be afraid, to hate, so we will rally behind them. And if they don't have a real enemy, they'll invent one in order to mobilize us.

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    Yep.that sounds about right with alot of these nut jobs.
    Give everybody guns.
    Natural selection will cull out the idiots.

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